If I'm Any More
Successful
I'm Gonna Die

Thanks,

After This Lady Stood Up at a $25,000 Seminar and Said, "If I'm AnyMore Successful I'm Gonna Die."

We had to know more.

So during the Coffee Break.

We went over and Asked some Questions.

Turns out she works for Larry Ellison.

At "Oracle."

Her job?

Selling the "How to use Oracle Software" Programs.

Why can't she keep up with Sales?

Why does her phone ring all day - non stop?

Every phone call an order?
Against Company policy NOT TO BOTHER Customers.

She Is GOING THE EXTRA MILE.

Paying it Forward too.

She Works at Home Stuffing 500 letters a day into Envelopes.

Then Sneaking them into the Oracle" outgoing mail Basket.

Which nobody is checking.

One Page.

Just telling people. "Here are The Directions on how to use The Software you bought."

And she cannot keep up with The Phone call orders.

We Said, "Well, Since you are Already breaking the Rules.

"And Since you are Already #1 in Sales for Your Department.

"Why not Pay out of your own pocket for a HELPER. Just Someone to take the Easy Sales off your Hands. So you can Answer Questions for those Few Who have Deeper Questions."

And Just Like that.

She doubled her Sales.

And when I checked on her. She was Hiring a 3rd "Order Taker."

Which might Triple her Sales.

NICE to have these kinds of Problems, Right?

I just Checked and Larry Ellison is Worth $200 Billion as of 2026.

Thanks,
Glenn