Thanks to an Odd Neighbor we have some FUN Stories to share.

***The World is FLAT Story #1 - I helped a Neighbor carry an old sofa into his house.

Arnold handed me his phone. "Talk to this Guy. He thinks the world is Flat.

Short Chat then a Siren. Mr Flat World said, "Gotta go. The Cops are after me again."

Arnold Explained. In addition to thinking the World is Flat. Arnold doesn't believe the gummnt can charge him for a Drivers License. So the Cops Take Turns arresting him.

***The One Legged Man Story #2 - While food shopping I ran into Arnold. He hands me his phone.

"Talk to my One Legged chainsaw guy cutting dead trees near my property in Oregon."

Short chat about how a Big Storm Blew 100's of Trees down. Arnold is "Allowing" 1-legged Chester to cut and split trees - no charge. To heat his cabin in the winter.

***Arnold buys me a "Free" Lunch - A tree fell over in Arnolds back yard. He asked me to cut it up. Haul it away.

As a Thank you he insisted on Buying me Lunch. Instead of a Normal Lunch. Arnold pulls a Coupon out of his wallet.

The Coupon is good for a Free Lunch. While we listen to a sales pitch by a construction company.

I still remember there was so little food on my Plate. AND it was so dark in the back room of the Restaurant. That I pulled out my Key Chain LED Light. To ID what I was eating.

AND an old lady real estate investor - Came over to me in the dark. Complained about my Light. She had -- had an eye operation. And the LED light hurt her eyes.

So I had to eat my tiny food bites in The Dark.

WHY Tell you this?

So you Would Appreciate the following MIRACLE.

Arnold Announced he was having a Birthday. So I bought a 15.00 solar phone charger. (with lotto ticket on top)

Arnold Returned The Solar Charger. Claiming it was defective.

Then invited me to his Birthday Party.

Where I met a millionaire landscaper.

Cha-Ching!

Thanks,
Glenn