Thanks,

$30 makes $99.

Walking to a mile to a Neighbors house to deliver a Thank You Note.

To Charles becuz he cut up a Oak Tree for me.

The plastic grocery bag with the Envelope in it - opened and the letter Blew out.

Running after it Up Dover Road I heard a voice.

Brenda, A Neighbor, was at her mailbox.

She was Wearing t-shirt, shorts and Sandals.

And was Limping.

Left knee all swollen up.

Her Sad Tale - Doctor #1 Gave her Arthritis medicine. Doctor #2 Said, "Quit the Medicine. It is making you Blind."

I said, "Aha! What would you say If I told you I could take away your knee pain in 15 Minutes. Without any drugs or side effects?

Told her the Medicine man story.

a - White man followed Indian Medicine man
b - Saw him cutting top fruits out of cactus
c - Healing everyone back at the tribe.
d - Planted 100,000 acres of Cactus
e - Sells it all over the world

ME - Want to Try some Cactus Juice?

Brenda - "OK.

ME - Wait right there on your front steps. I'll be right back. And Quickly walked home. And back.

Two Cups.

Poured myself a 1/2 cup.

And same for Brenda.

Drank mine.

Brenda didn't drink hers.
So I started reading her the list of 25 Kinds of Fruit juice Plus the Cactus Juice - in the Purple Liquid.

She sipped.

ME - You gotta drink it all for it to work.

After 15 Minutes of Chatting.

Brenda has 10 SPOILED Cats.

I said, "Ok. Stand up and walk around.

Brenda said, "My Butt fell asleep."

Walking in circles.

Walking.

Shaking her leg.

Brenda resuctantly admitted. "Feels Good. No Pain in my knee. How is that possible?"

ME - "Nobody knows. The Indians Discovered it. Handed it down - tribe to tribe.

I gave Brenda the 30.00 bottle.
Called to ask "How is your leg? How is Your Hay Fever?

Brenda - "Leg better. Hay fever still there.

Turns out Brenda was just drinking a tiny sip a day. Just enough to Take away knee pain. But Apparently not enough to deal with her Hay Fever Allergy.

ME - My Dad got rid of HIS Hay Fever but He Drank a 1/2 Cup a day.

Brenda bought a 2nd bottle of Cactus Juice.

And she said a friend wanted to try some.

ME - Great.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I walked home. Turned on my computer.

Someone had sent me 99.00