How I
Attracted
A Sickle

Thanks to (Mr Super Psychic) Edgar Cayce Prediction that 2026 will be the WETTEST Year in a Century.

COMING TRUE.

My Grass here near - Boring, Maryland - Has been growing like mad.

In Fact.

It is raining as I write this.

AFTER Making a Pile of Money and 3 by 5 Card Notes on my kitchen table - All Ready To HIDE.

(My -- MoolahAttraction.com -- plan. To Hide the Dinero in The same Service Station I get Lotto tickets from. And SEE If the Winners Get Bigger and Faster. 500 Testimonials Gives me a GOOD SHOT)

ON WITH MY Scythe Story -

So I went outside tonight. (It was not raining yet)

To Water my Tomato Plants. Which I planted Next to my New SwingClear.com - mailbox.

(EDITORS NOTE - Mr Baseball Bat smashed my Mailbox Post. DUCT TAPE held it for a week! Had to Replace it with a Steel Mailbox I could Drive into the ground thru 2 feet of snow and ice.)

I Planted Veggies - So I can Thank Reward the mail and trash and Delivery people with Ripe Tomatoes.

And

Darn if the grass, in a low spot near the mailbox, hasn't SPRUNG up TWO FEET HIGH.

Especially the Weeds.

So I went to the Garage. Got my Scythe. Sharpened it a bit in the dark.

Rain Sprinkling on and off.

Walked back Up to Dover Rd - IN THE DARK...

Feeling around with my foot - to find the TALL WEEDS and GRASS sticking up.

I Wacked them off going by touch alone.

PITCH DARK.

And
I
Thought ...

***Wouldn't it be nice if I had a way to TRIM Btwn My Raised Bed Garden and my Steel Mailbox. The Scythe is too big. AWKWARD.

Came inside.

Googled to find the Company I bought my Scythe from. My Intention to order One New Scythe Blade.

AND

VOILA.

A Handmade - Hand Sickle.

Sharp as a Razor - HandMade in Austria.

(EDITORS NOTE - One of my many jobs as a kid. I was a Landscaper. None of the Hedge Trimmers is worth a darn. Gas, electric or By Hand - They all SUCK. ***BUT THIS SICKLE is Beautiful! I am Going to ATTACK my huge Hedge - so I can See out again.)

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - You Might Wanna have your Personal Robot do all the work.

But Even You Robot will need TOOLS.

This is the Grass Scythe I use to Cut 5 Acres of Grass. Which I will hand to my Robot - When Elon Musk has them Ready.

And you can Take a PEEK at the Hand Made SICKLE I just bought.

Whether for ME. Or my robot. Should do Great.

https://www.themaruggcompany.com/