Thanks,

Brenda Called for Help.

New Job.

She gets paid at the RaceTrack Ticket Window based on The # of Betting Tickets She Sells.

But her window is Farthest from The Food.

And Since Her Betting Window is Way far Away from The Concession food Stands...

She has NOBODY in line to Buy tickets.

I
Have
had
Dozens of Jobs.

Including
WEIRD
Past Jobs.

One of them it was my Job to Drive a Stake-Body Truck to a RaceTrack.

Drive under the RaceTrack thru a skinny tunnel. (Sounds easy. But the sides of the tunnel were only 8 inches from my side mirrors.)

Unload the Lawn Mower from the Truck.

Mow the Soccer Field in the Middle of The Infield.

And leave.

You Ever Been CUSSED AT by a Jockey?

I have!

Threatened with DEATH?

It's a bit Stressful!

OR

Have You Ever had Street Bum Types run up to you? Guys with holes in their Shirts and pants.
And say, "You should bet On "Happy Sock" in the 1sst Race. He's a sure thing. The horses colors match My Socks today. Lucky."

Two or 3 "Lucky guys" came up to me with "Guaranteed Winners."

I never Bet on any of their SURE THING NAGS.

REMEMBERING THIS.

I asked Brenda, "Has anybody won BIG Recently?"

BRENDA - "Yes they have. Had a $20,000 Winner this week.

"Can You Hunt down the Winner. Get their Winning Ticket? Or Maybe Bribe someone at the Ticket Window to Print out a Copy of the Winning Ticket?

Then put up a Sign.

SIGN SAYS,

"Touch A $20,000
Ticket for LUCK"

Sure enough.

A Long Line of SUPERSTITIOUS BETTERS formed at Brenda's Ticket Window. All the Horse Betters Wanted to Touch the Winning Ticket for LUCK.

Cost Brenda 20 Bucks for the Old Winning Ticket.

She didn't pay me a Cent.

BUT...

However...

Brenda Shared Her WILD STALLION Horse Whisper Secret.

She gets paid $500 to Walk into the Stalls of Raging Horses. Bucking and Snorting and bouncing off paddock walls .

Violent Horses.

Especially Stallions nobody else can get close to.

Brenda CALMS the horse. Walks it out to the Track. So the Jocket can "Exercise" the Horse.

NOBODY ELSE can do it.

But now I can.

PRETTY MUCH FUN.

I have several Horse Farms Down the road from me. I can walk up to a Horse Stall.

Make a Few Horsey Noises.

The Horse walks right over to me.

Sticks it's nose in my hand.

The Horse Owners are SHOCKED.

Thanks,
Glenn