(EDITORS NOTE - This is a Quiz. Find the Real Life Body Language Control Anchor hidden in the Fiction Story.)

POP Sound. "Hello Mr Old Guy Tourist. And Soldier #1 and Soldier #2. Why are All Yous Guys Hanging around the Ladies Room, huh?

Stunned Silence. Looking down at Babs. "How did you get into The Ralph Bank Lobby girl? asked Mr Tourist?"

"Ralph is my boss. So I just Invisibled my way in. We never had this many soldiers here on a Sunny Monday Morning. Coral Groves, Florida is for tourists.

"So I ask again, "What are you doing standing outside the Lobby of my Billionaire Bosses Bank?"

"I'm waiting for my wife. She Went in with the Generals Wife. Didn't come out. Lots of soldiers too. Nobody comes out."

Lifting a wet Granite bowling ball out of my mop bucket. I waved one hand at the 2 Soldiers. One on each side of the door. With guns.

"How do You like my Janitor disguise? You guys look Spiffy. Shoes all shiny. I bet you know how to Salute a General, right? So if Mr General Was Right here yelling at us. How Would YOU Salute?

"Here Mr Tourist. I put down The Bowling Ball. "You Hold Your Hands belt high like this for 10 seconds. And I'll go like This."

Both Men Went Rigid. Eyes Front. Hand at hat Brim. In the dead silence, I picked up my bowling ball. And rolled a Strike. Right thru The Open Ladies Room Door.

"Steerike. And now we Wait. My Sasquatch friend, Mr Bond, will be right out."

I cupped my hands to yell. "You better hurry Mr Bond. I see some Soldiers coming out of Ralph's office."

Suddenly, Four unconscious Soldiers appeared on the bathroom floor. Invisibly dragged by one leg. Piled up near the wall.

Then I was Suddenly Two Feet off the ground. Floating toward the bathroom door. "I have legs you know. I can Walk."

Listening. "What? You never told me your mother was an Empress."

"Well la di Dah. "The Empress". Why is she here? Not making friends by taking chi from a bunch of Soldiers.

Listening. "Oh. You're welcome. I thought a bowling ball full of energy would get your attention.

Pause. "Wait. Wait. You are jumping around. Alien Terrorists. Plan B. The Empress wants to meet Me. The Priestess. Not the Babs, Me.

Listening. "What Terrorists? Plan B Energy backups are ready.

"And now I am Babbling. Ralph is such an Idiot. I told him not to use that Glyph covered obelisk as one wall of the Ralph Bank. It was a Mile down Under the Nile Delta. Should have left it there.

"So, Mr Bond, You James Bond Movie watching Nut. Now we have terrorists coming thru the Obelisk portal. What do we do now?

In the Door We Went. Between two Saluting soldiers.

CRASH! "What the Hell! You Redecorated the Ladies Room into a Rifle Range? All that soldier Chi wasted to create a giant Target on the wall."

NEXT UP - CH #2 - The Empress Gives me a Glowing Emerald Wrist Bracer. The General Confiscates it.