Tattoo
MatchMaker
Flirting #1

*Tattoo MatchMaker* Hat = *Suicide Silence* Band-- Glenn

Thanks to a Beautiful Girl Cashier I met at The Wendy's driveThru.

And my $20 Baseball Cap - Gets me Free Food.

With the Words "Tattoo Matchmaker"" on the front.

I found a Youtube Music Video with 137 Million Views.

No Words.

The Band Just SCREAMS.

As they are getting FAKE Shot with Pistols, Rifles, Shotcuns, Arrows.

By Old Men, Boys, Girls, Old Women.

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***First Time Thru The DriveThru. Pretty Blonde Cashier.

I pointed to my Hat.

Then Pointed at her Arm.

Big Black Double SS Tattoo.

ME - "What does the SS Stand for.

Blonde - "My Favorite Band. "Suicide Silence"

AND She Talked and Talked about her visit to their last Concert.

GOT HOME - Looked up the Band.

Watched a Dozen Music Videos.

All SCREAMING. Can't understand a single word.

***Second Trip Thru The Drive Thru. The Blonde is There at the Window again.

ME - Pointing at my Hat and her Arm SS Tattoo. "I watched a Dozen Music Videos by Your Favorite Band - "Suicide Selence."

"JUST SCREAMING.

"Couldn't understand a single Word.

"WTF. WHAT DO YOU Like About them?

The Blonde giggled. "I like that there are no words. All The Fake Blood. The Fake Violence. And the Moshe Pit. When band members Jump into the crowd. You get Fake Blood all over your hands. "

I Got Extra Fries.
Extra Salt, pepper, Katsup, napkins
Baked potato was like a rock.

Came inside and The Blonde Nuked a New Potato.

I handed out Lotto tickets to all 5 Staffers as a Thank you.

Then she confessed.

"I Like when the Fake Blood runs down my arms - into my shirt. Freaked out People at the Gas Station. And shoppers at Wal-Mart stayed Far Away from me.

ME - "That DOES sound like fun.

"Does the Fake Blood wash out?

Blonde - "Not Quickly. My Mom Hates it. Last Concert I got Fake Blood on my T-shirt and my Bra. Doing the Laundry is fun.

Click Here - Or Google - "Suicide Selence"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=312Sb-2PovA