Dear Friend,

Steve Wozniak got bullied in School.

He was Different. The son of a Rocket Scientist. He could do Complex Math in his head. A Super Nerd.

For Revenge.

Steve put a Car Battery in his Locker. Hooked up to a Loud Ticking Clock.

SO LOUD you could hear the Clock Ticking in the hallway.

Called to the office.

Steve Met the Cops, Fire Dept, FBI AND was Arrested for Terrorism.

Thrown in Prison - not Jail - to Teach Woz a Lesson.

In 48 Hrs The Prison WARDEN threw Woz out.

The Reason Why?
Woz was Teaching killers and rapists how to ELECTRIFY the Prison Guards.

He ran Ceiling light Wiring over to the Prison Cell Bars. So When a Guard Touched the Bars.

They got a Huge Electrical JOLT.

The Prison Warden personally marched Steve out the door. And told him.

***DON'T COME BACK.***

Then Woz helped Steve Jobs JOLT the World. They created the Apple Personal Computer.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - You Say You Wanna JOLT some folks?

Here's what Works for me.

Go to FancyFortuneCookies.com

Buy a Box of 10 Different Color/Flavor of Fortune Cookie.

Tape a Lotto Ticket to the Bubble Wrap on each Cookie.

Hand one to a Waitress. And a Bag full for the Cooks in the Kitchen.

Great Service.
Extra food.
One of the cooks might bring you your food.

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